I'm bringing sexyback!

Neither of the girls has blogged this down.
We're not in Talent Time finals!!!

Apologies to Min, YX and Js.
My bad :x
I hope it will arrive soon too.

I dont want a MCP to be my boyfriend.
Just like my dad, hais.
Male Chauvinist Pig.
Every little itsy thing that you said bout Mum,
I'll swallow it,
and run to the toilet to shit.
Can't you be a little understanding towards your wife,
Or rather your once-so-madly-in-love-woman of your-life.


I'm in love.
Like how I had a terrible crush on Dharma.
I'm not afraid to say,
'Coz I know none of my pri6 friends knows my blog.
But that was million of years ago,
And it lasted for a good 5 years.
God was good to me.
He used to stay near my grandparents' ex-semi-D.
Once in a while, I'll catch in the same train as me.
So I assume that he, like me, stays at the East side.
He went to the recent p6 gathering.
I gave it a miss due to dance commitments.
But I was happy enough to see his face in the group photo in Elroy's friendster.
I never had the courage to go up to him,
Basically 'coz I looked like an uglier version of Hello Kitty in my p6 days.
My friends can verify this.
With my rounded pink Hello Kitty lenses and short crop hair,
With fringe parted to the side, and pinned up with a blue pin.
I almost looked like I came back from China.

But anyway, this latest crush is......



Do you think I will say? Bwahahaha!

Oh yes! I got my dance results.
Unbelieveable!
I actually got Honours for my ballet exam!
That's like the best that you can get lah!
Commended for my Tap,
dropped one grade.
But I'm still really happy!

I still cant believe!
Honours man!
I can't wait for Grade 4 this Mar,
then Grade 5 next Nov.
Then hello Pointe shoes!

Mum bought uZap.
That Fonia Xie-Osim-zapping thingy.
And she has been zapping, and zapping.
Now as I am speaking,
She's sleeping and yes, zapping.
But cant blame her.
Who doesnt want Ms Xie's bod?

I'm not sleeping coz Ms J will be harping if I miss another of her lessons.
Faggots.
And then of course there's dear Ms L.
Of course, I wouldn't dare to miss any of her lectures.
Go faggots go!

I want to earn $$$ like siao, (Ka-ching!)
and go to New York City to learn dance.
Hopefully bump into a music producer,
who's hopefully looking for a back-up dancer for Beyonce.

..... I dare to dream big.