I'm bringing sexyback!

Ah. You wouldn't never guess what the hell happened. No, I didn't run away from home. No, I didn't win free movie tix. Erm, nope. My bra didn't flew off the balcony. Nah. I didn't drown. Try harder. Okay fine.

I saw this fucking creature crawling right in front of my nose! Yes! Here! Right here in my condo!


Nope! It wasn't this. It was its brother!







But yes, you heard me. A four-legged, scaly, GIGANTIC black lizard-like lizard.

I was going out to buy lunch for the lazy people and this creature had to scare me. I was surprised I didn't scream. I didn't run either. I didn't call out for that security guard who's ten steps away from me too. Instead, I reached into my bag and clumsily got my phone out. That creature seemed to sense/smell/hear/see trouble. Damn! I could have got a close-up shot. And then, that short, fat legs start to acelerate! What the! Damn! It sure runs fast!


There! See that black thingy! Poor family. Uninvited guest right at their door step.












Damn blogger.

A lil' smaller than this. But still as scary.





























What if Mr Huge Lizard's wife lays a batch of eyes right here?
Or maybe, the entire family is already residing here?!

Ah! Insane!

And the worst? We've yet to receive any notice from the management to immediately evacuate all residents! How frustrating!

Now every step I take, I'll be watching for this creature. I fear that once the lift doors are open, there! Mr Huge Lizard is waiting to pounce on me! (Pounce sounds wrong?!) Luckily, I'm on the third floor. But what the lil' baby lizards crawl into my window and decides to call the underside of my bed home?!

Mum wouldn't have freak out if I told her bout this. If it were to be a snake that I saw, that's it. Not only will Mum faint, we'll be moving to my relative's house at Jurong.