I'm bringing sexyback!
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Hello. I'm looking for this guy, Andrew Lau. Yes. Please tell me. Even if you are the friend of his bother's girlfriend's sister's friend's mother's friend, tell me. Reward? Of course. Besides, you found Mr Lau... how about Katong Laksa?
I was messaging them about some stuff the other day: "........ reply cool or not?" And smart arse Mr Lim WH replied, "Cool or not." Fuck. Somebody pass me a chopper please.
My mum loves singing along to the theme song for that 9-o-clock Channel 8 drama serial. Now what? She is lucky both her daughters are neither Superstar nor Singapore Idol judges. Can't help it. She loves challenges. Next please.
The security guard Aunty at my house dyed the top of her already-balding hair gold. Well, I wouldn't be surprised if the Ti Ko Pek security guard starts winking at her.
My mum didn't have her breakfast the other day when she went for work. She saw a lady in her mid-forties squatting down to pick up this Clinique cleanser when she walked out of her store room. She approached her and before she could ask the lady anything, that lady farted. That's for breakfast, Mum.
We can burn up to 200 calories after a whole 20 full mintues of passionate kissing! For the record, tennis only serves to burn up to 140 calories. MUACKIES people!
The next time your mum cooks red bean soup, tell her to put a porcelain tablespoon into the pot. The heat will cause the spoon to turn, so the soup will be well mixed. Amazing.
1 bottle of Ice Lemon Tea is equivalent to 62 1/2 cups of Jasmine Green Tea.
Okay, what is this Melissa? Stop acting as if you have read every single of those Did You Know?
Fine.
Those damn marketing notes are staring at me again. It's okay, I'll breathe in. After tomorrow, I shall burn you alive! Ah!
Oh yes, I bought this Disney Princess - A Story Colouring Book =)
I was messaging them about some stuff the other day: "........ reply cool or not?" And smart arse Mr Lim WH replied, "Cool or not." Fuck. Somebody pass me a chopper please.
My mum loves singing along to the theme song for that 9-o-clock Channel 8 drama serial. Now what? She is lucky both her daughters are neither Superstar nor Singapore Idol judges. Can't help it. She loves challenges. Next please.
The security guard Aunty at my house dyed the top of her already-balding hair gold. Well, I wouldn't be surprised if the Ti Ko Pek security guard starts winking at her.
My mum didn't have her breakfast the other day when she went for work. She saw a lady in her mid-forties squatting down to pick up this Clinique cleanser when she walked out of her store room. She approached her and before she could ask the lady anything, that lady farted. That's for breakfast, Mum.
We can burn up to 200 calories after a whole 20 full mintues of passionate kissing! For the record, tennis only serves to burn up to 140 calories. MUACKIES people!
The next time your mum cooks red bean soup, tell her to put a porcelain tablespoon into the pot. The heat will cause the spoon to turn, so the soup will be well mixed. Amazing.
1 bottle of Ice Lemon Tea is equivalent to 62 1/2 cups of Jasmine Green Tea.
Okay, what is this Melissa? Stop acting as if you have read every single of those Did You Know?
Fine.
Those damn marketing notes are staring at me again. It's okay, I'll breathe in. After tomorrow, I shall burn you alive! Ah!
Oh yes, I bought this Disney Princess - A Story Colouring Book =)
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